there's a world of aps out there

I have finally got to grips with my i phone. Kind of. What I have actually done is discovered loads of applications. I went to my friend Cara's house and was inspired slash decided to copy loads of the applications she has.

I got one that you can draw doodles on, and promply drew this groovy cock, which you can then email to people. Why wouldn't anyone want that?

Then I got one called voucher cloud, which is brilliant. it knows where you are and tells you every comercial outlet near you (and farther away) that has special offers on. I am hoping to use it to get 50% off my next hair appointment, and a '2 mains for £10' at Zizzi's. How good is that?

Then (as those were free) I splashed out and spent 59p on one called 'Talking Carl'. You talk or sing at it and it repeats what you've said in a really high pitched voice. If you tickle him he laughs and if you poke him in the eye he says 'ow' and 'oh come on' he is brilliant. Cara and I spent a good little while talking at him and laughing out heads off. I particularly enjoyed making him say 'piss flaps'. Plus if you laugh, he copies your laugh, and then that makes you laugh again, and then the fun literally never ends. This may sound juvenile to the uninitiated, but really, if you continued reading this when there's a giant spunking cock at the top, you have only yourself to blame.